This number is actually two drinks, but I only know what one of the variations actually means. As a result, this is only the London version. To that end, please let me know if you have a sense of the difference between “new” and “old” ale, and then I can do the American one.
In honor of National Puppy Day (puppies go “arf,” right?) on Friday, here is an example of the fine, hard-hitting journalism we all expect from The Guardian.